Riko and Sancho took part in the first attempt to climb everest dressed as Ann Widdecombe, unfortunately after reaching the summit they had forgotten a camera, and forgot to dress like Ann Widdecombe and finally got lost.

 

Sancho led the British Army into the last battle of the 100years war against France, who were led by the dynamic and powerfull Anthea Turner. After defeating Turner and winning the war Sancho proclaimed the boots he was wearing to be called Wellington's,becasuse that was who he borrowed them off. He banished Turner to live in a seagulls nest on the outsirts of Lewisham.

 

Riko managed to avoid the Plague by hiding ,along with a male and female kind of each animal on a Ark. Unfortunately after several mounths of hiding Sancho developed the terrible illness after remembering that he had brought some rats aboard.

 

Riko and sancho founded the Micro-Chip back in 1990, it was a tremendous discovery and is well documented in the history of the world, unfortunately the type they discovered was by McCains.

 

Sancho was recruited in 1995 to a band called the Spice Girls, he was made to wear a wig and put on lots of make-up, he was although fired from the band before they got famous because apparently he "stood out", well he was the only one who could sing.

 

and finally....

 

Riko and Sancho created the wold in seven days. On the first few days they made the sky, land and sea, Sancho wanted them all to be coloured blue but Riko insisted that they had to use different colours. Riko put Sancho in charge of creating animals but after The Bumblegaroo, The Great White Bunny and the Hippolephant Riko again insisted on a change. Finally they created the first man and women, Kurt and Courtney Love - Cobain were the first inhabitants on the Earth. They gave Birth to modern rock and grunge, when Modern Rock killed Grunge there uncle Dave Grohl had to help sort things out. He rid the world of Sin only for the humans on earth to sin again by producing Busted and some Canadain that whinged alot. Finally Riko and Sancho came back to earth to save the world from sin, unfortunately they were killed by the Romans, who Riko insisted they should never had created.